Saturday, September 24, 2011

Adios K-Mart, Enjoy the Chinese Basketball Association.

Turns out, Boyz II Men are full of crap, because it's not so hard to say goodbye. In fact, I'd like to take a moment to thank the Xinjiang Flying Tigers. Because of them, Kenyon Martin is no longer a Denver Nugget, and for that favor, I will be eternally in their debt, as I now get to say goodbye! Don't go away sad, K-Mart, just go away.

I don't know how to say goodbye in Mandarin, K-Mart, but chances are great you will know quite soon. I'd say that I'm going to miss you, but no one would believe me. 

I am madly, passionately, wonderfully happy to bid you adieu. Have fun in China, Mr. Martin, as from what I hear based on THIS ARTICLE, it sounds like the Chinese Basketball Association in the oppressive communist nation is a great place to play.  Don't let the door hit you on the butt on the way out of Colorado, or do let it hit you...honestly I don't care if your butt gets bruised...I just want you out. (knowwhati'msayin) 

And for the record, Kenyon. I have no idea what you're saying.

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