Saturday, March 28, 2009

Ways to prove you're not quite right.

Perhaps you've been forwarded this email that lists things you can do to spice up a boring day and prove that you're a little bit not right in the head, here are some of my favorites from the list...

-Write "For sensual massage" in the subject line of all your checks.

-While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

-At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

-Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

-Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

-Mow your lawn with scissors.

-Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Yes, all of these things are juvenile and stupid, however they also amuse me greatly. In this same vein I present this video that shares the same inane spirit. Enjoy.

I really need to get my hands on an extra steering wheel. I can totally see my buddy Doug and I doing this.

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